Stuff I Don't Want To Do

Forthwith I will list several things I am compelled to do on a regular basis that I cannot stand to do:

• Get up before ten a.m.
• Massage egos at work (of people who are old enough to know better)
• Tell kids to stop talking during class
• Hall duty
• Fend off f'in bladder infections
• Pick up shoes left all over the house
• Grade papers, power points, and various other stuff
• Listen to whining
• Vacuum
• Eat fast food
• Rein in the sarcasm
• Sweat
• Listen to crappy top 40 girl singers
• Miss favorite tv shows
• Explain the same thing over and over and over and over and over
• Fix other people's messes
• Laundry
• Pay bills

I am sure I will think of 30 more things once I end this post. I am in a foul mood. Can you tell?

~taminator40